The first thing that happened is something that is sort of a follow-up on what I mentioned last time about the flooded ladies room. Ironically just a few days (or the day after actually) after writing that post I encountered a similar situation at another place, making that two times within like the same week! What happened was that I went to the bookstore and as usual pretty much everywhere I go I will eventually have to use the bathroom. And I am like one of those people who spends like two hours in the bookstore at a time since I only go like once a month. So naturally I would have to go to the bathroom at some point.
So I go to the bathroom and it looks like all is well, but then I get in there and the floor is all wet. In spite of the fact that the floor was wet it wasn't completely soaked so I decided I would try to make my way to the toilets. One toilet was completely locked up with like plastic on the door or something, but the other one, the handicapped stall, was open. But then I go to use it and sitting there in the toilet itself is one of those signs that they put outside of the bathroom says that the bathrooms being cleaned or whatever or that the floor is slippery. But that cone or whatever it was was sticking up right in the toilet bowl! Somehow I think that someone might have done that as a joke because I doubt that the people cleaning the bathroom were stupid enough to put the cone in the toilet itself, then again... But that was something pretty weird and I had never seen that before.
I have to admit that I actually did think that maybe I could squat over it but it was totally obstructing any way of squatting over the toilet and I didn't want to get pee on myself. I wasn't quite bursting or desperate or anything so I just left the bathroom without peeing. By the time I was waiting on line to ring up my purchase though I was sort of on tip toes and sort of raising myself on my knees if you know what I mean. After that I went out to eat and luckily the restaurant bathroom was working because otherwise that would have been a real long wait!
The next incident I had was kind of embarrassing and took place in July. I had just gotten out of the hospital like the day before, and after I get out of the hospital and I start drinking and trying to eat again normally I always end up unfortunately having like a ton of diarrhea. But in spite of that I was feeling fine otherwise so I went to go see the new Ghostbusters movie. But I guess I was stupid because I decided to get popcorn even though I hadn't eaten anything yet and it was my first actual food since getting out of the hospital. I figured that popcorn was something good to start with and it wouldn't bother my stomach, but I was wrong! Like probably an hour or so into the movie I start getting really bad gas pains and I am feeling really uncomfortable and I know that there is no getting around it, I was going to have to go to the bathroom. I will not get up during a movie to go to the bathroom short of an emergency, but this was pretty much an emergency.
So I pretty much ran upstairs to the bathroom with a time bomb in my ass! Fortunately when I ran into the bathroom there was no one else in there at the time. But then just as I was going into the stall I hear this crowd getting out from another movie, like a kid's movie or something. So now there I am sitting on the toilet and just as I hear people coming into the bathroom and waiting outside of my stall I start totally exploding! You know when you have diarrhea and it just like gushes out like a machine gun, that was pretty much me! So for the next few minutes I was sitting there filling the bowl up where everyone could hear what was going on. It was really humiliating but I knew that there was really nothing I could do about it. I thought about waiting until everyone had left the bathroom but I wanted to get back to my movie and figured that I was holding up the line. When I came out I got a couple of looks and smirks and felt really humiliated but it was kind of funny now that I look back on it.
Unfortunately because of my stomach problems stuff like this is increasingly common for me. It almost makes me think of my scenario every time it happens. I am getting more used to it but it still embarrassing every single time that it happens. The unfortunate thing is that when I am recovering from illness as soon as I start eating and drinking again usually I have this problem for several days. Since I spend most of my time at home it's usually not a problem, but a couple of times I will go to the movies and I will end up trying to eat something or drink something that I will end up spontaneously having to run to the bathroom like that.
But moving on to my next sighting. It was at the beginning of August when I went to see the movie Lights out. Even though when I go to see horror movies I am usually the only one in the theater, in the summertime it's definitely a lot more crowded, so sometimes the theaters will all get out at the same time. It seemed like there were a lot of people in the theater with me so maybe another theater got out right before, but by the time I got out of the movies the line to ladies room was out the door. I would estimate that there were about eight women in line in front of me for a total of three stalls, but one of which still has no lock on it, so more like two. I didn't see anyone clearly or visibly desperate but the woman in front of me you could see was clearly annoyed because she looked at the line, put her hand on her cheek and made a real big sighing noise. That may not seem like anything to significant but I think I have mentioned here before that I like when I see people get annoyed by their desperation like that or having to wait, so I was quite pleased seeing her have to wait like that, even though she got to go to the bathroom before I did! She peed pretty loudly and definitely had to go.
Just last week now though I had an interesting sighting, in fact two in one day. This Tuesday I went to see Sausage Party (totally freaking hilarious btw, totally my type of sick twisted juvenile humor) and when I was going to the bathroom afterwards one of the women in front of me was shouting that she had to pee really bad to her friend. So I slowed up and made sure to let her get to the bathroom before me. So that was entertaining even though she didn't sound like she had to pee as bad as she said she did. But maybe she just has a small bladder, not all that unlike yours truly!
But then after that I went to the Wendy's across the street from the movies to get something to eat and the cashier who was taking everyone's order was this really attractive Asian woman with this long ponytail. She seemed like she was rather agitated and was taking all of the orders like superfast. Then I heard her ask her supervisor or manager or whoever if she could leave for a bathroom break, and the great thing is their manager said no! Beyond that she didn't really show any signs of really crossing her legs or being super desperate, but you could tell she was moving really fast like she was rushing to get everyone out of there so she could go to the bathroom. I am going to sound like a total bitch for this, but I was kind of thinking that maybe I should have gone to the bathroom and come back just to taunt her, but I thought that was stupid because I was waiting on line to get my food and I just went to the bathroom a few minutes before at the movie theater. But I thought about it! But seeing an Asian woman desperate, that is truly a red letter day worthy of notation!
All of this kind of got my pervy mind thinking now, just how many other people really delighted in knowing that others are desperate like that or who actually imagine others that they see in public desperate. Even before I noticed that Asian woman there was this other really attractive girl in front of me in line with these really great legs and wearing these jean shorts and I was just thinking to myself "omg I would love to see her desperate in line for the toilet!" And as I was thinking of that another thought occurred to me, maybe when I am waiting in line for the bathroom other women look at me and I thinking "I wonder how bad that girl has to pee!"
Which again is why I think that the bathroom line is probably the best place to be. Even if people aren't showing signs of desperation you are basically looking at people you know have to go to the bathroom bad enough that they are waiting. So everyone who's looking at you in line, even if they aren't excited as I would be, know "this girl has to go!" And I have to admit that thought kind of tickles my fancy so to speak :D. So I suspect that there are a lot more people out there who get a little bit of a kick out of this, even if they don't have the fetish. But I will talk more about that later because I have another thing to bring up.
The last thing I want to mention is a really old experience, like from 21 years ago! I thought that I had probably mentioned this in my blog before but looking through the document where I keep all of these entries I word searched and couldn't find it, so I guess I have never mentioned it before. I remembered it recently because it came up in a chat I had with someone.
This took place back when I was like 12 years old or something like that in the summer of 1995. I was sleeping over my cousins' house and we went to this outdoor magic show. I barely remember anything about it except for the song "La Isla Bonita" was playing and I really liked that song and I remembered it for like 20 years without having any idea what it was called. So I don't really remember all that much about the magic show itself, but I do remember what happened after the magic show!
So while I was there with my cousins and everything they were eating like all of this hot spicy food and it was a pretty crowded place. But we brought like a lot of liquids with us and of course I as usual was like guzzling them down, so by the time the magic show was letting out I had to pee, and I had to pee bad! But like with a lot of outdoor events there wasn't any real accommodation made for the fact that people would need the bathroom and this place was especially bad even by most standards.
There were no porta potties or anything like that. This was just outside where people brought blankets and lawn chairs to watch the show and there were probably a couple of hundred people there or something like that. But there were no actual bathrooms provided except for the one bathroom that they have in the Park, which had like two stalls in the ladies room, not sure how many they have in the men's room, but I am sure with urinals they got more.
So the show lets out and everyone basically charges towards the bathrooms, and of course the line was truly astonishing. I don't remember exactly how long it was but it was like snaking so far that I couldn't see the beginning of the line from the end of it. I think when I saw it I actually grabbed myself and pressed my knees together! The men's room line of course moved really fast and my cousins were finished in no time flat, but I was probably waiting for at least a half-hour. Again this was over 20 years ago so I don't remember super clearly, I just remember having to pee really bad and having a line extremely long and people were constantly bumping into you and it was just a very crowded space overall, with the men's and ladies lines right next to each other so you can really see the contrast in a rubbing it in your face kind of way that your line was longer.
And then when I finally did get to the toilets they were, shall we say, less than spectacular. I mean these were like bathrooms where there were tons of graffiti all over the place and the door was made of wood with cracks in it and you could barely move inside the bathroom itself, so people had to basically push through crowds to get in and out of the bathroom. And then the toilets themselves were pretty much clogged and not flushing, but I wasn't going to wait all that time without peeing, so I just grinned and bore it.
All of this brings up another topic that I have probably mentioned before, so I am not going to spend too much time on it. But if you ever notice how when the toilets are out of order it's much more likely to be in the ladies room? I mean I can recall numerous occasions where I have seen the ladies room out of order but I can't really ever recall seeing an out of order sign on the men's room. Again I am not usually looking for signs of the men's room since I don't use it, but I would probably have noticed it all those times when the ladies room was out of order.
I kind of have a theory about why this might be the case though. I think firstly it's because the women's room only has toilets and not urinals, and that usually means there are fewer toilets. So you also have to figure that if the toilet gets clogged it's taken out of commission. You also have to figure that if the restroom becomes flooded like it did on those other occasions I mentioned recently, that puts the whole bathroom out of commission. The men's room urinals would probably still be usable even if the toilets weren't, and once again that just gives you more options of places to go. But the ladies room has one problem and they close the entire thing. I don't want to be a conspiracy theorist either, but I also suspect that men's rooms probably get fixed sooner. Again I can't really prove any of that, but when I do see the frequency with which the ladies room is out of order compared to the men's I can't help but think it's another example of thinking "well, I guess the women can wait."
I actually found an entry I wrote in my journal about this earlier in the month when I was talking about it: "This got us into a discussion about how I felt the ladies room was clogged more often or out of order more often than the men's room and someone in chat thought that the ladies clog them where the guys hardly ever use toilet paper. I thought that that was very plausible and I thought that it was because the men's room they might just close down one of the stalls but leave the urinals freely available. In the ladies room you might have one or two stalls and if they get clogged up they would just close the bathroom. And women also put more toilet paper and sanitary products in the toilet even though you aren't supposed to. And although I don't have any real hard data to support me I suspect that just because women have to sit down they end up having to take a dump more, and that ends up clogging the toilets. It's my conspiracy theory of the week! And you certainly don't want to let anyone else know that you were the one who did the deed! What is bad is when the toilet is already clogged and you use it anyway and then the person who uses it after you thinks that you were the one who clogged it in the first place!"
The next thing that I was going to talk about is just a really brief comment. I was just thinking that there is probably a lot of good desperation at the Olympics, and wouldn't it be the most awesome place for my poop desperation scenario to occur? I mean all of those people and suddenly and unexpectedly 5% of the women all have to take a huge dump at the same time! Imagine all those athletes training and now all the sudden they have to deal with having to take a crap constantly while everyone in the world is watching them. It would be pure chaos! I am so evil.
I have also been chatting (and holding!) a lot recently with some of my desperate friends online and one of my friends had the most awesome experience. I was chatting with her and she was using her phone to use her messenger because she was out in public and was desperate to pee and there were no toilets around. I suggested that she go up to someone showing all these visible signs of desperation and say how badly that she has to go and see what their response was. She said that this woman eventually seemed to be taking a lot of interest in her predicament and offered to go back to her house to use her bathroom. After a 15 min. walk there the woman offered her drinks before telling her where the bathroom was! I just thought that was totally awesome and it shows that there are more people out there who might be interested if you show some visible desperation. I think most people just don't even realize how interesting and exciting it could be, so I thought it would be an interesting type of social experiment to see people go up to people like that really showing very obvious signs of desperation and saying how badly you have to go and see how they respond.
One final thing is that I thought of yet another social experiment along those lines. I was chatting with someone about how the bathroom line is not very egalitarian. Because it's first come first serve and not based on how badly you have to go. If a person who has to go only a little bit, and if they are ahead of you in line, still gets to go to the bathroom before you. Of course with groups of friends sometimes you can work out this thing but then you would also have to admit that you are desperate out of your mind! But this all inspired a great idea for a cool social experiment (I like the psychology behind desperation a real lot, if you haven't noticed already). This one is a little bit inspired by my school bus story with the 60 boys and 60 girls as well as my Washington DC bus trip, which I know I have mentioned here before.
What I thought of was basically you have two groups of women, maybe 30 women in each group. The first group gets a bathroom break at the two-hour point and then another one at the end for four hours total, so they get a bathroom break halfway through the four hours. The second group has to wait till the end of four hours before getting to go to the bathroom even the first time, and they are given free drinks! And here's the thing, they let the group out who already got to go to the bathroom 10 min. before the group that hasn't gone in four hours. The idea is that you have 60 women in line for the bathroom and the first 30 don't have to go nearly as bad as the ones behind them! Then you observe both groups of women in the line and see if they are behaving differently. I guess the point of the experiment would be to try to see if the woman at the back of the line would start asking the woman at the front if they could cut and seeing if the women at the front of the line would let them!
The woman I had told this to said that she has let people in front of her before but she wasn't sure about 30 people. In all honesty unless I was on the absolute verge of an accident I would probably just wait for the 60 people in front of me even though I would be going out of my mind. She pointed out that I could be 60th in line but I can also be 31st or somewhere in between.
A similar idea I had was where you have a busload of people where each person picks a card and half of the people get that you can go to the bathroom whenever you want card, and the other ones get a hold the entire trip card. Then it will be interesting to see how they interact. And the thing I was thinking was that each person with a pee whenever you want card is teamed up with a person or a buddy who has that can't pee at all card!
One last thing that I was going to say was that in my poop desperation scenario would start pooping have to poop just as much regardless of how much they eat, whereas the non-pooping women can eat all they want without ever having to poop! I think that that would be extremely frustrating as well, especially since I hate having to get up to go to the bathroom when I am eating!
This is getting pretty long now and I think that there is a limit to how many words you can put in a single entry here, so I think I should probably end it now because it's also getting late, but hopefully I will update soon with my latest fictional story idea once I get around to writing it.
In the meantime here are all the links that I have built up in the last two months since I last updated. From what everyone who has read my blog has told me they are their favorite part of my blog, so enjoy!
-http://www.notey.com/blogs/pee (Best peeing blogs.)
-http://yallknowwhat.com/?p=5008 (Girl pees on news.)